We understand that nobody would pay the ransom and he is now busking somewhere in Spitalfields...
First they forced Gary to eat 2 (yes TWO) Full English Breakfasts..
then they plied him with strong drink & pints of warm beer...
Then they dragged him off to see the sights - whether he wanted to, or not!
- Keith convinced him this was his "Town House"
"Lovely view from the roof old chap - on a clear day I can wave to the Queen!"
What the heck???? Ooo-er - we've been Garied!
In the Great Hall at Westminster, they coerced him to buy Great British Tat at the Olde Gifte Shoppe
Then at lunchtime they force-fed him with another great English foodstuff - Pie & Mash!
- they never told him him what was actually in the pie...
Rumour is that this was Mrs Miggins' "other" pie shop - you know - "special pies"
To further confuse him, Andrew & Jacqui pretended there was a London Kite Festival
Smile - you're on TV! (Jacqui is an expert with the confused & bewildered)
Finally, they managed to lose him completely, and went home for tea, well pleased!
Gary managed to keep himself amused - well - in fact, he hardly stopped!
They even looked at a house for sale - but it was too small and drafty
Haste ye back, Gary!
